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Amen to that. It’s also anathema to our origins. We’ve always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

read in Revelations

They didn’t have the reading comprehension to know it’s “Revelation”, as in “the Revelation of/to John”, so…

No gifs is a minor bummer.

Or some Native folks ask him to break into a crude oil plant to steal paperwork that proves the land is theirs.

NGL I’d seriously consider that one.