I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

There’s hope

So butch

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/tpwAAOSwL9ZjaD1C/s-l1200.jpg

🍄

Oh My Gahd

It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces

Reject modernity…

This is fine 🔥

What even is a woman?! Aren’t we all just humans? What does it all mean?! 🤯

What is a man!

It could’ve been so much worse!

Fuck that hairstyle

His haircut bugs me

Pine 🌲 Corn 🌽

Should’ve been a movie

Gives me Leo walking meme vibes

http://lolsclub.com/images/memes-bg/leonardo-dicaprio-walking-template-meme-lolsclub-make-memes.jpg

I read this in Herzog’s voice