Surely this AAA-budget live service game with a terrible premise won’t faceplant immediately and force us to close the studio…but let’s make it an MMO, just to be safe.

But they were all of them deceived, for another handmaiden was made…

Does the potion have a wait-list and cost $350 per draught?

Can you burn a Jeezi board?

That’s funny, I just watched a Tasting History episode that advised against death by misadventure.

Man, I don’t know what I’d do without Aldi. Ironic that the best grocery chain in America is European, when the American Grocery Store used to be such a symbol of U.S. prosperity.

Regulators, queer up!

LinkedIn reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where they discover a weird little society living inside a locker. But instead of a locker, it’s a job board.

‘Tem’ + ‘plate’ is the British pronunciation.

Dragon Age: Origins is pretty gory (for an RPG from that era.) Their whole marketing campaign was basically “look how bloody this game is—even our logo is made out of blood.”

Edit: I would recommend Wildermyth as a whimsical, party-based RPG that doesn’t include stuff like this.

Tbh, going outside to reconnect with nature sounds like a great idea for both kids and adults. Instead of investing in office nap pods and pizza parties, companies should start building jungle gyms and bring back recess.

Yeah, well I probably smack my head on things far more frequently than most short people do. If they want my height, they’d better be willing to cough up some brain cells in exchange.

Remember when Nintendo was panned for the name “Wii U”, and Microsoft saw that and said “hold my beer”

B̶U̶T̶T̶E̶R̶FLY IN THE SKY

Milwaukee is basically Chicago’s little brother. “Milwaukee-style” is just Chicago-style made with a player 2 controller.

Man, I’m the complete opposite. I find it suffers from the same problem that most of these survivalcraft games do — once you make it past the initial challenge, there isn’t much left to do besides decorate.

I’d really like to see some escalating challenge after you’ve established a base. Progressively difficult raids, bosses to conquer, deeper and darker dungeons. Something of that nature. The temporal storms are a good start, but after a while they become more of a nuisance than an actual threat.

An elegant weapon, for a more… civilized age

The only Prime show I can even think of is The Boys, which is worth a month subscription once a year or so whenever a new season drops. With so much competition and so little content, you’d think these streaming services would start offering better incentives for long-term subscriptions. Instead, they keep raising rates. Baffling.

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that sleep mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained productivity?

Yeah, they’re both subsidiaries of Fandom