“oh shit! They’re onto us about the TikTok thing! Quick! Bring up weed! The zoomers and millennials love that shit!”

“At least they shot me in the face, and not in the back of the head!”

What in the hell? You think this is ok? A honey blend implies a blend of…wait for it… different HONEY.

Not a blend of super cheap and super unhealthy syrup.

Fuck this company. Fuck these ghouls making this decision.

This is easily the most badass form of piracy I’ve ever seen. The right kind of rebellion.

But how can you sleep at night knowing that there are people living their lives in a way that doesn’t affect anyone else!

Quick! The people are rebelling against the genocide that we’re committing!

Better bring out ol faithful to divide the people: gender politics.

Ah yes. Bigger, better, more deadly weapons will definitely help reduce deaths.

It’s all just lining the pockets of weapons manufacturers.

Gives a whole new meaning to “vote or die”.

Ding ding ding!

They started seeing everyone posting on social media that they’re not voting to support us paying for a genocide.

Just had to wait for there to be 30,000 Palestinian deaths first.

9/11 had 2,996 deaths for a little bit of context. Just imagine what would be happening right now if there were 30,000 dead Americans.

Genuinely not sure which option is more frightening.

Take all my updoots!

In this economy?

Maintaining the status quo in the face of looming danger does not make you a great president.

The best thing about Biden is that he is not Trump.

Also we’re not only supporting a genocide, we’re footing the bill.

Lmao and the people hoarding incalculable wealth that they’ll never ever be able to spend in multiple lifetimes are for sure helping us progress as a species.

Get real.

Huh? Well how do we know that any scale at all is right?

Pretty sure that every modern scale has a “tare” button that resets the weight and zeroes everything out.

When have you ever seen a petition change a single thing? You really think that signing names on a piece of paper would be sufficient to take down the Monarchy?

You realize how naive that is at best, right?

Housing costs are sky-high. Rent is ridiculous. Good luck ever trying to own a house. And yeah, cost of living went way way up and now it’s “stabilized” there.

And to say wages are up is just laughable. I mean, yeah people are now being paid $15 an hour instead of $10, but what does that matter when food and housing costs increased more than that?

The data is skewed by the people that benefited from raising the price of everything during COVID-19 and then never brought the prices down.

The rich are richer and they are the measuring stick for the economy because they own all the news sources. It is dramatically worse for the poor now than it was 5 years ago.

Don’t let bullshit propaganda fool you.

For the love of god, please don’t. You’re just making them hornier.

It’s probably because French citizens are smart enough to put their own well-being before their governing powers well-being.

Yeah we’ve been together for 200 years, but it’s not going well at all.