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When they ask politely at home, after supper

I don’t know if I’ve heard of any of those

Dare I ask for more context lol

I woke up and took a shit at my girlfriend’s house and I think I woke up the rest of the house laughing, this is fucking amazing

Collect in in a jug and use it for the burn pile lol

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Sometimes you just gotta try to read the person your best, be friendly, and flirt. Make a compliment, just try to keep it respectful, and give it some time to set in with the other person. Just don’t lead in with ‘hey sugar tits, you looking fine today baby gurl’ or something along those lines lol. Also don’t lay it on too thick, maybe just a comment in passing, like nice outfit, looks amazing, love the pop of color or something, or wow, you are really good at xyz, how long have you been into that?

I can relate to the struggle, but sometimes you just gotta take a big gulp and try to be confident in yourself (just enough) to take that chance.

Salsa, marinara… eh, close enough lol

I had two middle aged coworkers the other day talking about how it was staged. I should have showed them both this today. But I didn’t want to engage lol.

Well, now I want a Waldorf salad

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My cat pooped right outside her exclusive litterbox I just cleaned yesterday, and is acting like everything is fine. 😾

That’ll really milk the ol’ prostate for ya’!

Seems legit

In case no one gets it, the context is it used to be an expression, along the lines of:

Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free

I know you can get some that have microwave instructions, like from the dollar store. They are … edible…

Cystoscopies are great fun

Idk, that’s kinda metal lol

Great for a Halloween potluck :p

Unbearlievable