Oh my god this would work

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

This is not quite the same, but once, as I was getting into a boat, I heard a loud voice proclaim, “there is a snake in that boat.” I was alone with my wife. It was a male voice. She did not hear it. I told her I thought there might be a snake and we briefly investigated, but I felt a little weird about it and didn’t investigate as well as I should have.

There was a snake in that boat.

People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.