Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

Looks great, but the pepperoni should be inside the pie, not on top.

Also, Jon Stewart is wrong in that Daily Show video and doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about - Chicago deep dish pizza doesn’t have cold sauce on it, and he’s a moron for suggesting it does.

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I’m sure he has zero incentive to say this too, right?

The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!

It sounds delicious!

Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it “Froot” before. Weird.

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.

If you require rest, now is the time. That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

Formula One hasn’t used leaded gasoline since the 90’s.

The fuel they use is actually very similar to the gas that anyone can buy at the pump.

https://flowracers.com/blog/what-fuel-do-f1-cars-use/

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.