I’d never bother changing whatever default font the editor comes with and I don’t understand why anyone would care to

It was an announcement in class by the teachers

I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn’t paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

Holy shit the orange pill is spreading and working

i just be loving balls :(

God I forgot I was named that

5.6 watts a second is 5.6 joules which would, if entirely directed at your nuts, heat the equivalent mass in water to your ballsack by 0.20°C

I’ve done worse temperature changes to ballsacks by putting them in my mouth you’ll be fineeeee

Not so simple when everyone in the country instantly started chanting that the coup liberated them from french influence and protesting at our embassies

Awaiting proper stats but just asking people in the streets what they think about it all tells a different story about the previous regime

Democratically elected my ass. The popular support for the coup, however misguided it is, seems overwhelming among the locals

We the french have no right to force a democracy upon them. Doesn’t matter how stupid we think this is

My only pair of earbuds have a wire. The connector is usb-c and my phone has a jack. So I don’t even use the jack now

3.5 headphones that have volume controls and a pause/hang up button can’t seem to last a year. I tried 2 and they both lasted 3 months

Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

Mark discovers hyperbola

If your goal is to get back scratches from the circlejerk don’t feel the need to participate lol

Cool, but there’s no shot any serious software company will want that shit under their brand

What in the fuck

That’s definitely not what Google told me to do at the time in 2015

I’m abritish

He is literally the poster child for software eng motherfuckers, he’s a nerd and goobs around 24/7, an absolute spaghetti dropper

The man could only ever smooth if he was with someone who likes what he embodies (which is a fair bit of the population tbh!)

But on the standardized smooth scale, Imma go on a limb and say that that man has no chance of pulling at the local salsa club

I don’t know, isn’t he just British?

Damn we don’t see them on blahaj :<