Who doesn’t have time for a hot dog?!

That has been the case since 2016.

Don’t mind if I do

Then go back to sleep

Or “this is a snowmobile trail. Park aircraft at your own risk”.

Probably looks better than their ugly faces too.

Trump’s camp is full of conspiracy theorists. Being assassinated would lead to many of his followers thinking it happened because progressives saw the danger in him winning a second term.

The better option for politics in America is for as much of his actions to come to light as possible so his own followers can come to the correct conclusion on their own: he’s a liar and a fraud.

The idea was first documented in a memo that Metcalfe wrote on May 22, 1973, where he named it after the luminiferous aether once postulated to exist as an “omnipresent, completely passive medium for the propagation of electromagnetic waves.”

Hmm, I really thought there would be some clever name I didn’t understand, but it really is that aether.

Jesus do be like dat

Surely the gas station had cameras?

I mean… if you think fighting a grizzly bear is a good Plan A, go for it.

Grizzly bears are brown.

You lie down in hopes that it will not perceive you as food and once it has determine you are no longer a threat, it will hopefully leave you with lots of wounds requiring stiches, but not completely dead.

Everyone rolls 1s except for one person that rolls an 8.

It’s just like giong to work!

Plus or minus 2 hours

In the strict legal sense it is not the law, it is the document that defines how laws are created.

https://www.phe.gov/s3/law/PublishingImages/LawHierarchy.jpg

That’s not “the law”. That’s “the Constitution”

Lidiots

“the bullet”

Does that mean you don’t have to get down to the bus stop?

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