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And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.
And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.
You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.
Just replace the pronouns.
“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”
Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄
Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.
And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary
So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?
“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)
They’ll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. … And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.
I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.
Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.
But let’s ban abortion because that will fix everything.
Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?
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Religion is insanity.
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers… People shoot up schools
Everyone loses their minds so someone gets naked.
I’ve genuinely never had that experience at Target. I can scan everything in my cart without once putting it in the bagging area and the self-checkouts at Target don’t give a shit.
Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.
You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)
Hey now! Bullets ain’t free.
Easy enough to get around for everyone then. Are you male to female trans? You’re not getting a vagina, you’re getting a penis reduction.