rediscovering Outside

easter island … win win… he’ll go willing because he thinks he getting sweets and chocolate and he wont stand out too much

scoot over , my blood sugar is low

farts remind me of plastic windbreakers from the 80s.

terrified… i’d scream i dont speak ebonics, throw loose change on the ground, and run away in a zig zag pattern

jerkin off to mother goose club

EFF sent the link out… so I assume that means they agree with the sentiment… which carries a lot of weight to me.

if its loose enough you can become the coffee maker.

i apologize to you

as an older man, i actually shart more frequently than i’d like to admit. scrape it off your underwear, scrub your panties in the sink, take your shart remnants and put it in the coffee maker. back to work.

on here? i cant say.

in the wild. yes. but i think there are pretty women just about anywhere. maybe i have low standards, but i’m a realist.

united status constitution and eggo “The Mandalorian Galactic Homestyle” waffles

ostrich breast milk is delicious, i just avoid the eggs.

i have bad allergic reactions to ostrich eggs and breast milk.

is it the pudding pop or something else?

ted danson

ironically i call him boner. hes always got a red rocket betwixt his hind legs when he sees a long distance cycling person. i showed him footage from the recent tour de france, dog humped my leg for two days and ruined by left boot.

im excited, it appears they have become a fart collective. sounds interesting.

im in that situation but in my 60s. merchant marine on the seas of the world most of my life. i spend most of my time with my dog and finding how to survive on the road. health is very poor and i wont live another few years, so it gets lonely having no family. most are dead.