I want to have your children. In the nicest possible way.

I’m Australian. I read the title and immediately scanned the photo looking for the huntsman (spider).

Damn. Just when I’d learned to pronounce Eyjafjallajökull.

Top o’ the mornin’ to ya. Clippy O’Pilot at yer service.

Is that her? She looks like a hallucination.

Enshittification. Every human who uses computers on a daily basis needs to understand this word.

Stopped going when they made shit coffee.

They don’t give a definition of ‘incomplete’ or ‘faulty’? Is that on purpose?

The customer is not always right. Sometimes the customer is a douchebag.