Dave Coe@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•In 2024 we are now further from the release of the song 1985 than 1985 was from 1985English
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5 months agoStop eating your Legos.
Stop eating your Legos.
I wear them on both feet.
Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”
Salt is not an optional ingredient.
Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.
Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.