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Cake day: March 1st, 2024

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  • This is the seat Lauren Boebert is trying to carpetbag her way into.

    Boebert could also run to replace Buck in the now-necessary special election, but that would complicate her career even further. Colorado Sun reporter Jesse Paul pointed out that Boebert would likely have to resign her current position in order to be chosen as the GOP special election nominee. If she does and then loses, she would be out of Congress.

    Hilarious. Isn’t her polling doing pretty badly? More likely she won’t be chosen and will either have to defend her current seat, and risk losing, or just quit for the grifter lifestyle.








  • The subscription, like HP’s recent ad campaign promoting its printers as “made to be less hated,” trades on the idea that printers are frustrating commodities. The company’s configurator page mentions bonuses like “continuous printer coverage” and “next-business-day printer replacement,”

    Our printers are unreliable pieces of absolute shit guys. But if you do the subscription we’ll replace your shitty broken rental printer next day. Never worry that you can’t print when you need to print. Mindblowing.

    Just make reliable printers that work, dumbasses.