“Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something”

• Mitch Hedberg

I didn’t know wasps did either until I bought a plant for my garden that is primarily pollinated by wasps. They were as chill as any other pollinator, not at all what I expected.

What was their explanation?

Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.

ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.

Thanks for the tip, here’s another attempt uploading as you suggested:

This was the first spider like this I’ve noticed in my garden, but it was while I was picking berries in July. I’ll watch the blooms next year. From your other comment I did see a crab spider in my parents garden earlier in the spring, the legs do look similar *Edited with more into

I had a similar white spider between the leaves in my raspberries eating a fly, but it was somehow holding the leaves together, preventing me from getting a better look without disturbing it’s meal. Seems like I can’t add an image to the comment tho

Just the token light colored jacket guy every friend group needs

That’s what I thought. My Christian parents went from anti-Hillary voters in 2016 to pro-Trump voters in 2020.

Looks like a 93-97 Infiniti j30

Is this a kid Rock joke?

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The banality of evil. A roku remote, Christmas themed tea towel, a Christmas snowman countdown calendar, and a suicide vest to and paying taxes

Here in Detroit, Stellantis just asked for their factory to be allowed to pollute more, despite neighbors pushing back at how much they already pollute.

I highly recommend the book The Lost Art of Reading Nature’s Signs by Tristan Gooley. It’s far more applicable for the roaming in nature possibilities in the UK than where I am in the US.

And nearly all states have pay-to-stay policies that deplete their resources for securing housing when they are released

Are you publicly admitting to not filling out your Daily Ration and Nutrient Survey? I’d delete this

The ultimate thought-terminating cliche triumvirate: This is it Fuck it It is what it is

• Paul Crik

Is this Escher’s secret sign home?

Graduated college in 2007, they were required by some of my graphic design professors

I have a wool plaid cape I got from a woman’s estate sale but it isn’t necessarily gendered, though as a man I haven’t been brave enough to wear it outside of the house yet except to a Burns supper where I got a lot of compliments. My coworkers are used to seeing me wear it on video throughout winter

Edit: after some googling it may be a cloak and not a cape since it is full length. I wear it as a sweater replacement