That was my guess, that it’s pronounced similarly to something else, but I didn’t know how to pronounce Barium in English. Wikipedia says it’s bɛəriəm/BAIR-ee-əm I wouldn’t pronounce “bury em” that way, but I know my pronunciation is not good. I speak like the Hungarians in the Monty Python sketch “Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook”. These kind of jokes don’t work on me.

What is the joke here? Im stupid

I never heard about Everett True before Lemmy, and I love it.

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It’s a bus seat.

If you scroll down on the page, you can see it wasn’t as a big hit in the US, top 46 only.

Straight from 1999: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Artist: Chris (Simpsons artist).

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2332869546771655&id=100044203637783

This screenshot is 14 years old.

Question to americans:

In which situation you have the highest chance to get shot:

• Dressed as an ewok in the forest at night during hunting season
• Regular thursday in a high school
• Having slightly darker skin while being pulled over

I’m not sure. Some years ago a friend and me figured out, during a vacation it would be fun to take a lot of shrooms and just lie on the beach on a day like on the picture. We tripped our brain but we became crustaceans from outside from the sun, it hurt as hell for a week.

So folks be safe, consume hallucinogens in the shadow on days like that.

Content warning: annoying tiktokker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAfTEsVBhzw

Ah, dankechön!

Ich ferstehe nicht.

I was thinking “is this the pedo guy?” so i guess it’s not

The most communist part is that the whole process is fully managed by the government tax office, not some 3rd party private company.

The not communist part is that it takes unbelievable amount of corruption to program and maintain these services under the hood. They figured out that it’s hard to measure how much human work needed to develop such a thing, so they can just invoice whatever unbelievable amount they want. American companies help with that as well. Windows and Office license for state offices 3-4 times higher than the normal price for consumers, because for some reason they can’t buy it directly from Microsoft, they have to buy from local appointed dealers… Actually MS was fined for this for USD 8.7 Million, the local party in one of this deal was promoted to higher government position afterwards.

So actually this doesn’t exist for making the peasant’s life easier, just to have jobs to steal from… It’s just accidental that our small life becomes a bit less miserable during the process.

This painting was in the dining room, so during eating he watched this painting. I guess it has so clear eyes so he could maintain eye contact while drinking his morning coffee.

All walls of the house were covered with similar depressing and disturbing murals, they are called the 14 Black Paintings.

I tell you how it works in my shitty eastern european country:

• I get an email that my report is ready, I have to go to a website where I can see it.
• After logging in I can see a list, where I worked last year, how much was paid, if I should pay anything more or I can get back something.
• If everything is alright I can hit OK. If something is not right I can open an issue on the same website, but I never had to do that ever.

That’s all. Usually takes less than 5 minutes for the whole process.

Ye/s

Thanks for adding /s at the and I would thought they really changed the flag.