That makes way more sense. Thanks!

Hard to tell - my German is not the best. As Edward said below, the second part is definitely “gegen Faschimus,” against fascism. The first part sounds like “fuer den Schutz”, for the defense; so my guess is “for defense against fascism,” or something similar.

Any German comrades want to help out?

This is not quite the insult you think it is.

Exactly, losers hate winners.

Because le epic former redditors are mad that Russian firepower made the invincible Leopard tank look like this almost as soon as it reached the battlefield.

Also because Beijing and Detroit look like this and this, respectively.

I’ve probably gotten further into Das Capital than you have

Apparently not far enough to be able to spell the German title correctly.