Squanchin' it

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

This dude has always fascinated the hell out of me. Insanely smart, and hilarious. He had all kinds of wacky adventures, or at least was a great story teller. He worked on the Manhattan Project, was on the Challenger committee, and also liked to play bongos at a local strip club 😂

Just don’t try laying on your belly. Does not work as an adult.

Are we about to invent moisture farming? Is that what I’m reading?