Dude, I know it isn’t always possible, but I would be doing everything in my power to get out of Texas before they set up state border crossings to contain their breeding-aged female hosts. It isn’t just gaiety that makes us vulnerable to the boot, certain reproductive organs make us targets as well.

I am worried about a lot of the people in Texas, sending hugs.

Trying to watch that mess felt like listening to my schizophrenic relative explain her dream: Not fucking worth getting invested. Still voting against Trump but jeeze, this sure isn’t helping the case for our electoral system. Giant douche or Turd sandwich would literally be more compelling.

Here’s Bobo casting shade.

Man, these power grids better hold.

Best description of the guy I have ever heard.

Thank you, I had no idea.

We will remember you, Bandit.

Cool!

With you, my bro.

So it goes.

Dude, you were taking a calculated risk before, and the calculations have changed. Good on you for adapting to this very real threat to our collective well-being.

I just love seeing worker solidarity.

I also remember the absurdity of that case giving him a sympathetic reputation. Like, even people that hated Clinton saw it was crazy to impeach him over something so… intimate. I am worried that puting so much focus on sexually shaming TFG and ignoring the actual crime commited is gonna work out badly. Dude used campaign contributions to settle a personal matter, but har har mushroom-dick.

That’s the scene I needed right now. Thank you.

Omg, Liz Lemon is gorgeous! Such ferocity.

Damn, the kids ARE alright. That’s awesome.

He says he saw the orca, Starboard, swim by with the shark’s liver in its mouth. I am so confused. They really take one organ and jet? They don’t eat the rest of the shark? Any whale biologists around?

Yessss, I am rewatching it right now and it’s been long enough that I can’t believe how good it is… again.

Yup, they’ve done studies on this. Having a conversation while driving and having to respond to those two things at once is a strain on yo brain.

My mom was always on weird diets growing up and never let us have real butter and she never seasoned anything. Now my sister and I, adults, have adopted a French-level respect for butter in all things. I am fat but enjoy my food a lot more now that it tastes of food.