NotHarveyElliott

Nothing valued is here.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Is kept (by themself) from making any statement.

Literally 1984

Today I feel like an expert

Pretty sure it’s called a Krustyburger with cheese

Last remaining Tory voters

Awww drive safe? You know that’s the man we done for speeding earlier!

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn’t work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

It’s the plot to all of my aquarium visits

Beads? Bees!?

I didn’t realise the Wolves fullback would be on lemmy, but I don’t think its surprising that he would tell you this

Maybe they’ll win again

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his “I don’t smash four jars of pesto a week”. Must be great to be paid to play. I’m sorry that most of us are Sunday league

Okay everyone, very funny. It was so good how you got every media company, all socials, my friends, my family, even Klopp himself all in on it. Haha, you got me. But the joke’s getting old now, you can stop now. Klopp is staying. He can’t leave

Tu Youyou Tu Meme

Rip king.

That’s a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water

There should be no language barrier, English is very well spoken in the Netherlands, and Dutch is possibly the easiest language for an English speaker to learn

Fuck the moon.