This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.
This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.
I don’t think you could tell him. At least not in a way he’s actually capable of understanding.
He uses warming to hinder cooling.
Both, both, both 😏
It’s pretty good at making Satanists too.
I never know what anyone is talking about.
Wash your ass better.
Do you not wash your ass?
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.
My wife and I each have our own cars, but they’re both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.
Macer Glaber, at your service.
You are my fire.
Every day is a school day!
My mom said the same thing. Now, in my adult life, I still have all my original Pokemon cards and game cartridges, but I don’t talk to that cunt any more.
I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.
There’s really no right answer to that.
Well since you put it that way… Hail Satan, comrade.
Absolutely a fair assessment.
If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?