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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Mad scientist uses a control group when testing their death ray. Said control group has a flashlight shine on them instead. However, because it’s a double-blind experiment, the entire control group gets so worked up thinking that they’re going to die that they all suffer fatal heart attacks. The mad scientist concludes that their death ray does nothing and scraps the project.