I didn’t know Zynga was still around
Post hog
I didn’t know Zynga was still around
Because we evolved on the Death Planet, and life, uh, finds a way
“heats up lunch with a Bunsen burner”
This one hurts
Wild garlic, maybe?
Does it bother anybody else that the snail’s label is backwards? It should be no legs, house.
Barbarian was pretty fucking good, too
Wait where’s Saddam
Oh goddamnit
Oh woops who put that there
Saddam Houssein makes an excellent fissil energy source
That’s not a brown recluse, though, is it? Looks like a jumping spider.
JFC
Really not that much different, to be honest
Occam’s Razor is a good tool to use in this situation. One option requires that time travel is real, meaning all of modern physics is wrong. The other option is it’s a book.
Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.
You really shouldn’t eat organ meat
I agree with your point, and that was my initial hangup as well. If we keep the numbering the same, changing the name is just a contingency prize. Pick an actual start of the common era, say some point in the agricultural revolution when societies began to form. The problem then, though, is actually getting people to switch.
I didn’t realize there was a Farmville 2 lol