I MIGHT B3 SICK in my ass

thankfully not true

to save your tabs in case of a crash or for the “restore tabs on open” option

you can disable that or reduce how frequent it is in firefox about:config, but on chromium too bad

SODA!!!

How’s this different from plus aliases?

Using better by itself is fine in an informal context, and “had better” is only required for formal contexts. And I don’t think a meme on the internet counts as a formal context.

And also, 🤓☝️

an antivirus-like software is something you want auto updates for in my opinion

so you’re saying you shouldn’t be able to install any software with drivers? there’s nothing microsoft can do about mass installing a program with elevated privileges, especially if it had actual uses like this

h e double hockey stick

the symbol isn’t referring to the rickroll, but the symbol for loss.jpg

I am sorry, but as an AI language model developed by OpenAI I cannot fulfill this request.

i spent way too much time trying to figure out how you can have .144 of an update

my first thought the one on the right was luffy

it’s intentional

Balatro

now that i think about it, what genre even is this game? deckbuilding roguelike?

Not currently and publically at least. They’re feeding your messages into an LLM, https://twitter.com/DiscordPreviews/status/1790065494432608432 but that’s not as bad as training one with your messages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

wow, so original

cats are liquid

oh yes

if anything, turning off the phone during those 8 hours would be worse, as starting back up takes a surprisingly high amount of battery. but inbetween shifts it’ll likely help to turn off the phone as long as you are sure you won’t need the phone at all during that time

as one of the other comments mentioned, enable airplane mode to save a good bit of battery. while there is an app meant to help in simmilar scenarios, ForceDoze, it’s annoying to set up and requires some quite nerdy stuff.