I have fallen and landed with my full 200 pounds on the phone held in my hand grinding across 2 feet of asphalt. The scratch on the case is barely visible.

I walk the dogs on the beach at night, dropped the phone in the surf and watched the lit screen at night in the dark washed up the beach 20 feet away from me under the wave. I’m still typing on this indestructible beast.

You will pry my xcover pro 6 with swappable battery out of my cold dead hands.

Yep, our Iggy ran all the way out to the back yard prancing around tail up, barking at the intruder back inside the house. The other two are sitting in bed with me with a ‘wtf was that!’ expression.

Birds aren’t real

Husband: I want one of those! /s

Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??

I’ll just leave this reference on copper nanotubes right here.

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11433-013-5387-8

Yeah. I think there are two schools out there, us anxious types that have to have the room pitch black without light source anywhere or we feel like a laser is drilling into our brain, and then normal people.

Or the alternate spelling in our house so we don’t send the dog through the window: werl sounds like whirl

And the editor in me thinks it works better as “these wounds in my ass, they will not heal”

You’ll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.

Mmmm, McDonald’s

K, thank you, this is it without the textI- I didn’t pay attention to the details and need better reading glasses!

I think the version I saw was a little bit different, cuz she was less hyena, more wolk, and Trump was definitely one of the 3 little pigs and not a mole rat? Thanks, I’ll look in 196.

Edit: Wolf not work

I did train our cat to come to a whistle.

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

2FA HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, we’re the opposite, we have a chest freezer in the garage on top of our kitchen freezer, so basically unlimited.

Same hunk of brown sugar for 10 years. Is there a shelf life? We don’t eat that much sugar…

Not my parents, me. Brown sugar goes in the freezer so it doesn’t dry out and become a piece of granite.

Every American has to try that at least once. Minus the orange subtance, but that one is my personal preference.

I’ve found both CBT and DBT helpful.