One atom says to the other “I think I’ve lost an electron!”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m positive”

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

yes but wtf is a niché (neesh-ay) as opposed to a niche?

more like a rest-of-the-worldly date format 🙃

mournfully flipping the counter back to “0” on the “it has been X days since a turbolib said something deeply homophobic” sign

13 downvoters are turned-on and mad about it

ah yeah the lowkey forced-birth advocate

some crops replenish nutrients, e.g. legumes directly fixing nitrogen from the air.

just because capitalist industrial agriculture is addicted to fossil fuel fertilizers doesn’t mean it’s the only way to farm.

you’re right to be sarcastic, better sit back and shut up and wait for the free market to fix it /s

wow that sure is an extraordinary claim that a brain parasite has similar negative health effects to vaccines I’m sure extraordinary evidence is right on the way…

so someone born in 1997 has a different source of nostalgia to someone born in 1996, but the same as someone born in 1998?

your life will improve if you stop sorting yourself and everyone else into arbitrary groups of named generations, that have more difference within them than between them…

changing names when getting married isn’t the same as one partner changing their name to the other’s, who doesn’t change theirs…

I feel like if bombing anywhere could help make more trains then Davos during the WEF, or Washington DC, would be about 100 places further up the list, even if it wouldn’t give you the same bloodthirsty nationalist ahistorical satisfaction. But it seems unhinged to think anyone needs to die at all…

not the person you’re replying to but yes, anyone on an unpatched server is vulnerable

luddites were anti-enshittification before it was cool, look them up…

“Walmart would just… Cease to exist”

Utopia 😍

mm yes and it has no relation whatsoever to current events, well done calling out this completely irrelevant information

one downvoter thinks it can be done in 3x2 pixels 🙃

the author, Alex Gleason, is a notable bigot - he was “chief of technology” for Donald Trump’s “truth.social”, Gleason’s spinster.xyz is the usual anti-trans / nazi-adjacent crossover special, and Soapbox is notorious on Mastodon for being almost entirely used by actual fascists.

blocking his bullshit from Threads is an incredibly rare Facebook W for its users, IMO - although really I wish Alex all the best working around whatever defederation FB is doing, truly he and Mark Zuckerberg are a great match.