• VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    When the fuck is his poor health/diet going to catch up with him? Him kicking the bucket would do the US a massive favour.

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    8 months ago

    Of course he says that. It’s part of his nothing means anything strategy. He lowers the signal noise ratio so much that any actual signal won’t be recognizable anymore.

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    8 months ago

    If he wants, he can prove it and pay for his legal fees all in one go!

    Pay-per-view it. He gets dosed with Novichok, if he survives then he gets sent to an arctic circle penal colony, if he survives 3 years of that, then he gets beaten to death by the guards.

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      Putin is good but also it was cruel and unjust that he murdered his opponent. For Repubs, doublethink is as easy as eating potato chips.

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      8 months ago

      Maybe they should send Trump to a Sibirian Gulag. Maybe the cold will clear the fog in his brain.

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      8 months ago

      I say we give Trump his own television channel. Nothing on the channel but him and his 6x8, 23/7. Can you imagine? Apart from one hour a day while he’s alone in the yard (other than his Secret Service agents), you could flip to Lockup: Trump Edition and just feel sooooo much better.

      I would watch the fuck out of that. For a week or two. Then I’d get bored. So would everyone else. And we’d all stop watching by and large…“The Donald” fading into obscurity, withering away behind bars…no cell phone to tweet angrily on, no hamberders or well done steaks with ketchup, no visitors…not even his own kids. His ego deflating day by day, having to shit on a non-gilded toilet in full view of the guards, a cell full of books that he can’t read. Then, one day, the channel ceases to exist, but no one notices. And, unaware if he is even alive or dead, we all collectively forget he exists and stop talking about him forever.

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    8 months ago

    Interesting hypothesis. Why don’t you go ask Alexei whether he feels the same way? I’ll wait while you get back with that.

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    8 months ago

    Not to be downplaying trump’s problems, but last night I had Mexican food, and the mole sauce was, like, totally worse than a $355 million fraud case.