The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1imageEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoI would want to exude this energy: But I know I would exude this energy:
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months ago If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-squareDrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoNo need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-squareMaeve@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoYou … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
Explain
Head lice.