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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98·2 days agoIt’s because they are all compulsive liars.
minus-squareCuriousRefugee@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·2 days agoI read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
minus-squareAnalogyAddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoConfirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!” She gives you that Russian side-eye.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoIs that why they don’t wear pants?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
It’s because they are all compulsive liars.
I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”
She gives you that Russian side-eye.
Is that why they don’t wear pants?
It’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.