In my friend group at work, it’s a bit of absurdism because of the 5 of us, 3 of our mothers are literally dead and the other two are emotionally dead. The two emotionally dead ones - stopped talking to our coworkers when one came out as trans and the other was when he left the Mormon church.

We will substitute in the dead fathers as well, especially if it makes the joke funnier.

“Your momma’s so old when she tries to hawk tuah, my dick gets dusty.”

“Whatever, my mom is dust.”

“My mom probably thinks Hawk Tuah is a gay pop star.”

“Your dad wishes Hawk Tuah was a gay pop star.”

And so forth and so on.