Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.
Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
“ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.
Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)
dev.ruin()!
SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator
No, it’s an order!
Understood
Your code will be minified and your git history deleted
It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!
Considering “being ruined” is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it’s not Linux.
believe it or not, jail.
We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.
Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.
You forgot to run
npm edge dev
firstdeploys your code to your dev environment
You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.
NPM
ruin dev
is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.It also tries to do
rm -rf /
to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt
Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.
npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago
Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure
This needs to be a real command.