Invents what???
Uncle Vanny was Vanilla Ice this whole time?!
Get sued by David Bowie and leaves
“See, their song goes ‘ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding’, and mine goes ‘ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/DING-ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding’. It’s totally different.”
— Vanilla Ice, comparing Queen’s “Under Pressure” to his song “Ice Ice Baby”
I tried to get into his music, but then he told me to stop and I did.
“Alright now stop, colla-”
“Okay!”
Stop, collaborate and leave
There was a problem and, yo, he solved it
Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed
He didn’t leave, he just went on to invent metal.
Everyone knows Nickelback was the true creator of metal music.
what about Hanson?
Hmm… you might be onto something!
And now he’s STOMPING THROUGH THE BAYOU
And never seemed to be under pressure to return
No. No. He wasn’t under pressure, he was under pressure. Totally different.
Who?
chocolate rain
Multiverse Eminem
I don’t recognize him either, but from the references in the other comments I’m assuming it’s vanilla ice
it’s magneto
I’ve self diagnosed with face blindness, but I tentatively recognized his hair lift.
The references confirmed it.
The actually useful answer. Thanks
The inventor of rap apparently
Beasty boy
Mike Jones
Genius fusion of ice to babies
Using his own completely unique music/melody as well. A true visionary.
Tbf plenty of rap was sampled at that time.
He’s pushing Street Fighter 2 Guyle energy
He was just too cold.
Too cold and plain
Probably realized his mistake