You sure are

Are you a boy or a girl?

I am - The Fury…! The flames of my rage will incinerate you! I came back from space, and as I returned, I had one vision… The world set ablaze! And do you know what I saw there?.. Fury! A great and terrible fury at being alive! Now you too will feel the scorching heat of that horrible blackness!

Is this the guy they were calling “The Conservative Jon Stewart”?

ASSUME THE POSITION

Too bad, I just beat Shadow of the Erdtree with an DEX/ARC build, you can’t stop me

Baby Pokémon, while (mostly) adorable, were a mistake

You mean The Great Gonzales

Nope, I’m going to wait how long it takes him to realize the pun

I think if he doesn’t get it by the 3rd game I’ll just start doing an impression

There are several Investigator feats that are named after stuff from famous detectives and that is one of them!

Also, I did cut a crooked landlord in half because he is also very competent with axes

I do things for fun

For example, Pathfinder just came out with rules for playing as a Minotaur, which naturally run as Large (basically taking up twice the space as a Medium character), but using the mythology behind the Minotaur, also gave them feats that allow them to talk with cattle and oxen and also be very stealthy

So in my newest game, I made a Minotaur investigator who is incredibly good at sneaking around and solving mysteries on farms

Their name is Barnabas Surehoof to the party, but on the sheet it’s Cow-lumbo

I missed something fun didn’t I?

I tried to find a picture of Wesker smiling and instead found this AI picture of him looking like a Stretch Armstrong someone left in the sun

COMPLETE

GLOBAL

SATURATION

DEATH TO VIDEODROME

Lysenko was a land of contrasts