Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

…And you’re a school bus driver for a Sunday school

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I’m 34.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

Believe it or not, straight depression

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn’t have been that bad either.

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

The skeleton is really horny and doesn’t have time for puns.

Strands #109
“They're good for a laugh”
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