Great job, men! We finally found it!
Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Leave it to Stan
I am the clit commander!!!
An offshoot of the LABIA?
Some say the CLIT is a myth.
they just myth it because they dont really try
Across the street to the cun† church
Those cars be so big.
It’s Texas, and those are actually fairly average around here.
Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!
:q!
is part of the shortcut?You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]
:
is basically telling vim that you want to execute a commandq
isquit
!
means without savingand hit enter to execute it
i thought it was a text emoji.
Very important: you have to either be in normal mode first or get there by pressing escape (or <C-[> (aka Ctrl+[)), which is mentioned in the edited image from Arrival, but left out of your explanation.
I hereby declare your password is in fact not 1234
Do people use “esc” for this? I thought ctrl-c was the easy way. Esc is so much harder to reach.
Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces
Most Christian males don’t know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
That’s because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing…right?
Yep. It’s not true.
didn’t know command-line interfaces were religious.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?
Only text based (or CLI-T) ones
Me talking about how great jq is
Suddenly nazis interested in your ted talk.
???
Jq also refers to the “Jewish question” which is where the “final solution” came from.
Ew fucking gross
But thanks
Ugh
Jesus Qrist?
It’s a command line tool to query JSON data. https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-transform-json-data-with-jq
So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.
But no, the adults are the smart ones…
They’d probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.
🫡
They probably have more trouble finding it than most
Lol everyone knows it doesn’t exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That’s right, nowhere
You obviously haven’t read Clitoridinthians 2:24
Clitorinthians rolls better
You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.
You can call me ignorant but the bible ain’t lying son
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You’re thinking of an encyclopaedophile, the Bybel is troof
I passed a big church… Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was “FEAR GO”
Whats wrong with GO?
It’s a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It’s extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can’t take that stuff lightly
It’s freaking hard man, I don’t think I coidl ever master it.
How is this a meme?
The cross looks like a “T”. That’s why, I think.
Didn’t think to dot the “i” huh?
This joke is underappreciated
I want to giggle too, can you explain?
It’s a play on the idiom to “cross your t’s and dot your i’s”, which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.
So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn’t do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣
In addition, the i with its dot are also the X of a treasure map, for those that need help finding it.