As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you meant “hamberders”
But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
The worst kind of carbon is humanity
It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.
They’re just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then
No, you should start saying nonsense and see what that gets you. “My chicken just coagulated”
The science behind it is that it sounds crunchy because the rock salt draws out the moisture from the music. You will have to replace the salt on a regular basis though - depending on how much music you listen to.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
Not quite all : I don’t think LED’s can withstand the heat of an oven. Though I don’t see the need for a 200W bulb in an oven. Maybe as the heating element in a toy easy-bake oven?
Und I did.
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?