I will die defending coleslaw you heathens
“Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book
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Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.
Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.
Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.
Elevate your cullinary game folks.
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Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.
What about on a burger? It naturally gets warm that way but it is still amazing.
Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.
Oh that’s still awesome!
‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.
I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.
‘fuck, I fucking love
coleslawTrack_Shovel’ said no one ever.
47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…
Shut your removed mouth!
Ummm… cabbage makes your tits grow… so, there’s that.
Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages
really?
Seems like someone has their weekend planned
Alright so, here are the “Throw it in the trash” sides
- Coleslaw
- Sauerkraut
- Cauliflower
- Sweet Potato Fries
- Mashed Potatoes w/ Skin
- BBQ Chips
coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘
If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.
A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: “Chateo de Sauce, 1985” and pours a little into the customer’s glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says “Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant.”
“I already said it, and this was just the ketchup.”
Bless their heart.
I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.
You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.
I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.
Stick some ketchup and shrimps in it. Mayo is shit but a good base for poor man’s seafood sauce.
I swear you used to be able to buy it like this. Maybe the shrimp went off too fast if just served chilled.
ketchup
Yeah this should he illegal, wtf
What do you think seafood sauce is? Sure, you can buy it in a fancy little jar, but it’s still 99% ketchup and mayo.
I’ve never heard of a cocktail sauce made with mayo—are you thinking of horseradish?
Literally the first link Google gave me for seafood sauce recipe
Ingredients
5 Tablespoons mayonnaise
5 Tablespoons Tomato ketchup tomato chutney
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
½ teaspoon Tabasco Sauce
1 teaspoon Horseradish Sauce (optional)
a squeeze of lemon or lime juice
I mean, you could take out the mayo and just eat horseradish. Depends where you live and how much you like spicy shit.
Go figure—I looked up two recipes before I commented, and neither one had mayo. I guess it must be optional.
How about you go in the trash with the caesar salad?
Nonsense! It’s a really good replacement for lettuce in a sandwich. If you add enough mustard to cover the aftertaste…
Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.